Florida Law Allows Parents to Feed Children to Lions
Florida has passed a new law that will allow parents to feed their children to lions as a form of…
January 2022
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John F. Kennedy’s Mother Was a Whore
John F Kennedy’s mother was a whore, according to a new book that is set to be released this week….
Scientists Lower Bread Into Black Holes to Make Baguettes
In a recent study, a group of scientists lowered loaves of bread into black holes to see if they could…
You Can No Longer Be Drunk on a Plane, But Only as a Passenger
The federal government has announced a new ban on getting drunk on a plane, but only as a passenger. The…
Pope Francis Shocks World, Announces He Is Gay
Pope Francis shocked the world today when he announced that he is gay. “This is something I have been struggling…
Russian scientists shrunk a person
Russian scientists have successfully shrunk a man using a special serum according to a report released last week. Russian scientists…
CIA Releases Statement Revealing Hundreds of Spies in the Government
The CIA, in a press conference yesterday, reveals there are at least 227 foreign spies in the US government. It…
WhiteHouse says birds are fake
WhiteHouse confirms birds are fake in a press conference yesterday. The Whitehouse press secretary said, “The president would like you…
Florida man uses flip flop to hold 6 people hostage
Florida man holds 6 people hostage using nothing but a flip flop. Police say he walked into a 7/11 and…
Russian and Ukrainian soldiers have a heartwarming dance battle
The Russia and Ukraine conflict has turned into a dance battle. The Russian soldiers were playing music and drinking vodka…
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