You Can No Longer Be Drunk on a Plane, But Only as a Passenger
The federal government has announced a new ban on getting drunk on a plane, but only as a passenger. The…
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CIA Releases Statement Revealing Hundreds of Spies in the Government
The CIA, in a press conference yesterday, reveals there are at least 227 foreign spies in the US government. It…
WhiteHouse says birds are fake
WhiteHouse confirms birds are fake in a press conference yesterday. The Whitehouse press secretary said, “The president would like you…
Florida man uses flip flop to hold 6 people hostage
Florida man holds 6 people hostage using nothing but a flip flop. Police say he walked into a 7/11 and…
Word War 2 Electric Boogaloo has started
World War 2 Electric Boogaloo has started! The war started with Russia and Ukraine fighting over a border dispute then…
Illegal cucumber smugglers caught
Police have caught the masterminds behind an illegal cucumber business. The two men behind the underground business are Mike Hunt…