Out with Democracy, in with Divination: Election Commission Turns to Magic 8 Ball
he United States Election Commission has come up with what might be their most innovative idea yet – using a…
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Taliban Leaders Speak Out Against Russia’s Human Rights Violations
The Taliban has publicly denounced Russia citing numerous human rights violations and war crimes. The Taliban held a press conference…
France Pre-Surrenders To WW3
France has announced that it will be pre-surrendering to World War 3. The announcement came as a surprise to many,…
John F. Kennedy’s Mother Was a Whore
John F Kennedy’s mother was a whore, according to a new book that is set to be released this week….
CIA Releases Statement Revealing Hundreds of Spies in the Government
The CIA, in a press conference yesterday, reveals there are at least 227 foreign spies in the US government. It…
WhiteHouse says birds are fake
WhiteHouse confirms birds are fake in a press conference yesterday. The Whitehouse press secretary said, “The president would like you…
Word War 2 Electric Boogaloo has started
World War 2 Electric Boogaloo has started! The war started with Russia and Ukraine fighting over a border dispute then…
Former President Obama reveals his last name
Former President Obama reveals his last name. “My last name is Care,” the Former President stated late Wednesday night. “I’m…