The Taliban has publicly denounced Russia citing numerous human rights violations and war crimes. The Taliban held a press conference in the White House last night. “Russia has gone too far,” the Taliban spokesperson said, “We tried to talk to Putin but he said he was too busy playing battleship.” The spokesperson said they will…

France has announced that it will be pre-surrendering to World War 3. The announcement came as a surprise to many, as France has been a key ally in the fight against the forces of the Third Reich. France has been a key player in the war effort, providing troops, supplies, and equipment to the Allied…

Russian President Vladimir Putin has broken down in tears on camera, saying he “didn’t mean to invade Ukraine”. The emotional outburst came during a live press conference in which Putin also announced he was stepping down as president. “I never wanted any of this to happen,” Putin said, tears streaming down his face. “I’m sorry…