he United States Election Commission has come up with what might be their most innovative idea yet – using a Magic 8 Ball to determine election outcomes. You read that right – the same toy that you used as a kid to ask if your crush liked you back could now be used to decide…

The Taliban has publicly denounced Russia citing numerous human rights violations and war crimes. The Taliban held a press conference in the White House last night. “Russia has gone too far,” the Taliban spokesperson said, “We tried to talk to Putin but he said he was too busy playing battleship.” The spokesperson said they will…

France has announced that it will be pre-surrendering to World War 3. The announcement came as a surprise to many, as France has been a key ally in the fight against the forces of the Third Reich. France has been a key player in the war effort, providing troops, supplies, and equipment to the Allied…