BREAKING: Tree Branch in Kahlert Village STEM Tower Spontaneously Combusts, Residents Evacuated
Salt Lake City, UT — In a shocking turn of events, a large tree branch inside the Kahlert Village STEM…
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University of Utah Report Mistaken: Talen, Not “King Rocky,” Revealed as Stalker
Salt Lake City, UT — In a shocking turn of events, the University of Utah has confirmed that a recent…
University of Utah Freshman Talen Found with Bomb-Making Materials in Dorm Room
Salt Lake City, UT — In a shocking and disturbing turn of events, University of Utah freshman Talen has been…
You Can No Longer Be Drunk on a Plane, But Only as a Passenger
The federal government has announced a new ban on getting drunk on a plane, but only as a passenger. The…
CIA Releases Statement Revealing Hundreds of Spies in the Government
The CIA, in a press conference yesterday, reveals there are at least 227 foreign spies in the US government. It…
WhiteHouse says birds are fake
WhiteHouse confirms birds are fake in a press conference yesterday. The Whitehouse press secretary said, “The president would like you…
Florida man uses flip flop to hold 6 people hostage
Florida man holds 6 people hostage using nothing but a flip flop. Police say he walked into a 7/11 and…
Word War 2 Electric Boogaloo has started
World War 2 Electric Boogaloo has started! The war started with Russia and Ukraine fighting over a border dispute then…
Illegal cucumber smugglers caught
Police have caught the masterminds behind an illegal cucumber business. The two men behind the underground business are Mike Hunt…
Disturbing Incident at University of Ohio Sparks Outrage and Investigation
March 22, 2018, Cincinnati – A shocking incident unfolded during a lecture on cancel culture at the University of Ohio,…