University of Utah Freshman Talen Found with Bomb-Making Materials in Dorm Room
Salt Lake City, UT — In a shocking and disturbing turn of events, University of Utah freshman Talen has been…
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President Joe Biden Surprises Local Family with Unplanned KFC Dinner
In an unexpected turn of events, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to a random family’s home to share…
France Pre-Surrenders To WW3
France has announced that it will be pre-surrendering to World War 3. The announcement came as a surprise to many,…
Breaking: Putin Cries on Camera Saying He “Didn’t mean to invade Ukraine”
Russian President Vladimir Putin has broken down in tears on camera, saying he “didn’t mean to invade Ukraine”. The emotional…
Survey Reveals Racism is The Reason Teenagers Sit in The Back of The Bus
According to a recent study, a majority of teenagers say they sit in the back of the bus to go…
Scientists Lower Bread Into Black Holes to Make Baguettes
In a recent study, a group of scientists lowered loaves of bread into black holes to see if they could…
CIA Releases Statement Revealing Hundreds of Spies in the Government
The CIA, in a press conference yesterday, reveals there are at least 227 foreign spies in the US government. It…
Florida man uses flip flop to hold 6 people hostage
Florida man holds 6 people hostage using nothing but a flip flop. Police say he walked into a 7/11 and…