BREAKING: Tree Branch in Kahlert Village STEM Tower Spontaneously Combusts, Residents Evacuated
Salt Lake City, UT — In a shocking turn of events, a large tree branch inside the Kahlert Village STEM…
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Local Maniac Back on Pills, Alarms Campus with Bizarre Antics
Salt Lake City, UT — The University of Utah’s Kahlert Village is on high alert as freshman student Daquavian has…
WhiteHouse says birds are fake
WhiteHouse confirms birds are fake in a press conference yesterday. The Whitehouse press secretary said, “The president would like you…