According to scientific reports, the cause of dehydration in Africa is not due to a lack of water, but rather because of the large population of people not having the balls to drink water.
The scientists have not been able to find the cause of this, but they suspect that the people in Africa may have been castrated by their parents at birth. This would explain why they are so afraid of drinking water.
Scientists have been working on a solution to this problem. They are planning on taking the water and covering it with a delicious layer of ice cream, making it look more like a milkshake. Then they will go around the villages and hand them out to the people, encouraging them to drink the delicious beverages. This will then give them the balls they need to drink the water, and thus they will no longer be dehydrated.
They are hoping to have this finished by the end of the year, but are having trouble coming up with a good name for the ice cream. They have narrowed it down to three possibilities:
The scientists are all working on getting the government to fund this project, as it will be a huge success and will help all the people in Africa.
This will also help the environment, as the people of Africa will not be as dehydrated, and will therefore not be leaving their water bowls around the house. This will save water, and possibly even save the planet.
The scientists are hoping for a positive response from the government in order to get this project up and running. They are expecting this to be a huge success, and are all eager to get started.