BREAKING: Tree Branch in Kahlert Village STEM Tower Spontaneously Combusts, Residents Evacuated
Salt Lake City, UT — In a shocking turn of events, a large tree branch inside the Kahlert Village STEM…
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Local Maniac Back on Pills, Alarms Campus with Bizarre Antics
Salt Lake City, UT — The University of Utah’s Kahlert Village is on high alert as freshman student Daquavian has…
University of Utah Report Mistaken: Talen, Not “King Rocky,” Revealed as Stalker
Salt Lake City, UT — In a shocking turn of events, the University of Utah has confirmed that a recent…
Talen Causes Stir After Burning Popcorn in Dorm Kitchen
Freshman Talen found themselves at the center of attention once again after accidentally burning popcorn in the University of Utah…
Talen Faces Backlash for 9/11 Joke on Anniversary
Freshman Talen faces backlash after making an offensive 9/11 joke in a group chat on the anniversary of the tragedy. University of Utah students are outraged, calling for disciplinary action. No apology has been made yet.
University of Utah Freshman Talen Faces Backlash After Using Racial Slur in Group Chat
Freshman Talen faces backlash after using the N-word in a University of Utah group chat, sparking outrage and calls for disciplinary action.
University of Utah Freshman Talen Found with Bomb-Making Materials in Dorm Room
Salt Lake City, UT — In a shocking and disturbing turn of events, University of Utah freshman Talen has been…
Talen Crashes Out After University of Utah Survey Sparks Controversy
Following a University of Utah survey naming Talen the most disliked student, the freshman “crashed out” under pressure. Some students now suggest Talen transfer for a fresh start.
Official University of Utah Survey Names Freshman Talen as Most Disliked Student
Salt Lake City, UT — In an official survey conducted by the University of Utah Student Union, freshman Talen has…
22 News Awarded Prestigious Pulitzer Prize for Excellence in Journalism
In a remarkable achievement for journalistic excellence, 22 News has been honored with a Pulitzer Prize, one of the most…