Local Maniac Back on Pills, Alarms Campus with Bizarre Antics
Salt Lake City, UT — The University of Utah’s Kahlert Village is on high alert as freshman student Daquavian has…
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Mr. Clean revealed to not actually clean things
Mr. Clean is being sued for false advertisement after an investigation by the FTC and CDC revealed Mr. Clean products…
Farmer discovers new fruit
A new fruit has been discovered in Argentina. The fruit is called “Mongus” and is described to have two spheres…
Illegal cucumber smugglers caught
Police have caught the masterminds behind an illegal cucumber business. The two men behind the underground business are Mike Hunt…
New Disease Discovered in Brazil
Scientists have discovered a new disease named “Ligma” was found in Brazil. The World Health Organization said that the disease…