Scientists have discovered a new element that has been named “YourMomium” — The element, named for your mom, is a solid, odorless, tasteless white element that is heavier than air, has a melting point of -100 degrees F, and boils at -500 degrees F. Chemists have named some of the isotopes, “YoMama”, “YoMamma”, and “YoMomma”.
The element naturally occurs in the form of a cube which can easily be cut into smaller cubes. This has made it very easy to store and handle.
Scientists say that it is not yet safe to handle, but it is hoped that in the future, Handling YourMomium will be as commonplace as handling things like lead, asbestos, and plutonium.
YourMomium is not radioactive, but it is toxic if swallowed. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting unless you want to taste YourMomium.
YourMomium has an atomic number of 69. This, along with its many isotopes and allotropes, makes it very useful.
YourMomium can easily be stored, transported, and disposed of. It can be used in nuclear reactors or nuclear weapons. It is hoped that YourMomium will become the element of choice for weapon’s grade material.
YourMomium is a rare element that can be found in nature, but only in trace amounts. The element’s most abundant isotope, YourMomium-198, is found in the milk of YourMomium-198-producing cows.
The scientist responsible for the discovery is Joe Momma. Joe has been working on this for 39 years.
this passage is very motivational and i am very grateful to see how YourMomium will be used in the future of our lives.