CIA Releases Statement Revealing Hundreds of Spies in the Government
The CIA, in a press conference yesterday, reveals there are at least 227 foreign spies in the US government. It…
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WhiteHouse says birds are fake
WhiteHouse confirms birds are fake in a press conference yesterday. The Whitehouse press secretary said, “The president would like you…
Florida man uses flip flop to hold 6 people hostage
Florida man holds 6 people hostage using nothing but a flip flop. Police say he walked into a 7/11 and…
Russian and Ukrainian soldiers have a heartwarming dance battle
The Russia and Ukraine conflict has turned into a dance battle. The Russian soldiers were playing music and drinking vodka…
Word War 2 Electric Boogaloo has started
World War 2 Electric Boogaloo has started! The war started with Russia and Ukraine fighting over a border dispute then…
Fed Ex and UPS team up to stop fast package delivery
Fex Ex and UPS are now joining forces to make sure packages are always late to their destination. Many were…
Scientists discover the horrifying reasons being dehydration in Africa
According to scientific reports, the cause of dehydration in Africa is not due to a lack of water, but rather…
Mr. Clean revealed to not actually clean things
Mr. Clean is being sued for false advertisement after an investigation by the FTC and CDC revealed Mr. Clean products…
Former President Obama reveals his last name
Former President Obama reveals his last name. “My last name is Care,” the Former President stated late Wednesday night. “I’m…
Farmer discovers new fruit
A new fruit has been discovered in Argentina. The fruit is called “Mongus” and is described to have two spheres…