Taliban Leaders Speak Out Against Russia’s Human Rights Violations

The Taliban has publicly denounced Russia citing numerous human rights violations and war crimes.

The Taliban held a press conference in the White House last night. “Russia has gone too far,” the Taliban spokesperson said, “We tried to talk to Putin but he said he was too busy playing battleship.”

The spokesperson said they will be launching an anti-Putin campaign that is sure to blow up, whatever that means.

You’re lucky you don’t have a couple of towers right next to each other

Taliban Spokesperson

Putin has been silent since this press conference, but President Joe Biden tweeted, “I fully support the Taliban.” Former President Donald Trump announced, “Biden is finally understanding where I’m coming from.”

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